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I'm full of energy...that expired yesterday
$49.99
Meet the sloth who peaked… yesterday. Perfect for anyone running on caffeine fumes, expired motivation, and pure sarcasm.
Product Details:
- Unisex heavy blend crewneck
- Fabric: 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
- Ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs for long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label for a smooth, itch-free feel
- Ethically sourced U.S. cotton with eco-safe dyes (OEKO-TEX certified)
Size
Materials
Sweatshirts:
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
T-Shirts:
- White: 100% cotton
- Black: 100% cotton
- Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Care Instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Shipping & Returns
- Orders ship within 3 business days and arrive in 5–8 business days, depending on location. Estimated delivery is shown at checkout
- Returns are accepted within 14 days of the delivery date. For further information, please see our refund policy page
- "Final Sale" items are not eligible for return